1. leakinginklikeblood:

    oateyboat:

    I think this might be my favourite scene in all the Pirates of the Caribbean films. I can’t decide whose reaction I like best: Davy Jones’ look of sheer pride after ruining Will’s tea, Will’s look of “For fuck’s sake, I was drinking that” as it goes flying out of his hand, or Beckett’s look of horror at the sight of wasted tea. 

    #British problems on the high seas. 

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  3. supervillain124:

    charliewomanofletters:

    My cat naps on my stomach and purrs quietly as I whisper in her ear “You think I’m a cat, don’t you?”

    OH MY GOD AT FIRST I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOUR CAT WHISPERED INTO YOUR EAR “you think I’m a cat, don’t you?” AND THAT WOULD BE A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT AND TERRIFYING STORY

    (via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

     
  4. thenaebyrd777:

    foreverwholocked:

    gallifrey-feels:

    lulz-time:

    sonicmeupjohnny:

    One of many moments in which Sherlock excludes himself from the rest

    no

    if he were just excluding himself, he would have said ‘you do, don’t you?’

    instead, he said ‘they do’

    he was excluding molly too

    he was telling her she was not ordinary, not one of them

    it was a compliment

    OH MY GOD

    I gasped

    (Source: sirelock, via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

     

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  6. snitchitspellbound:

    kingfappy:

    top-flight-security-of-the-world:

    amijusttumblinalone:

    FUCK THESE ARE TEARS

    WHO PUT THESE ONIONS HERE?

    why do people like watching the world cry?

    crying fuck im crying

    (Source: koolaiddust, via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

     
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  9. sexydavestrider:

    I remember when people first realized how much funnier these comics were just without Garfield’s dialog, which Jon was never able to hear anyway. Garfield only ever communicated to us readers in thought balloons, after all. What we’re seeing here is Jon’s canonical reality.

    Every cat owner ever.

    (Source: iraffiruse, via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

     
  10. thatmammasubjugglator:

    paco-soft-taco:

    soll-ux:

    u gonna ask me out now or later

    this is the most terrifying thing I’ve ever seen and i love it

    FA MULAN

    (Source: solluxander, via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

     

  11. sach-a-geekasaurus:

    naomster:

    somewhatdorky:

    ugh, peter capaldi’s age is such a dealbreaker. how can a 55 year old play a 1200+ year old. he is far too young for the role.

    yes, they should’ve gotten this guy
    image

    Something just flew out of my nose

    (Source: teamfreesnuggles, via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

     

  12. Fazendo le parkour…

    foreveraloone:

    Expectativa:

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    Realidade:

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    (Source: um-menino-retardado, via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

     
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  14. deansass:

    when you think you’re really prepared for a test but you’re not

    image

    (Source: deansass, via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

     

  15. gothlolita:

    i’m sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said adam and eve not matthew and ashly. come back when you’ve legally changed your names

    (Source: bwd, via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)