1. nowyoukno:

    Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

    (via nowyoukno)

     
  2. queen-of-destiel-land:

    tuxedo-tshirt:

    I think netflix made a mistake..

    Laughed so hard I could barely click the reblog button

    (via dean-control-your-moose)

     
  3. boopboopbi:

    ladyhistory:

    thisisnotmyhomeplanet:

    peppermintpeeps:

    bitchstolemyjag:

    laughterkey:

    adulthoodisokay:

    fastcompany:

    "It’s not dead. It’s resting."

    Read More>

    That is an ex-parrot.

    He has ceased to be.

    It’s pining for the fjords!

    HE’S GONE TO MEET HIS MAKER

    He’s shuffled off this mortal coil!

    If it wasn’t nailed to its perch it would be pushing up the daisies!

    I’M GOING TO SEE THIS TONIGHT WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS MY EXCITEMENT!!!!

    (via thetomboywithheadphones)

     

  4. fandomhopper:

    i am really upset that i cant imagine colors that dont exist

    (Source: cheatsy, via lucyheartfeelsia)

     

  5. myfriendscallmefez:

    farorescourage:

    slutformisha:

    un-feuilly-de-papier:

    un-feuilly-de-papier:

    What do french people call a really bad thursday?

    a trajeudi

    update: if you tell this joke to someone living in france they will refuse to look at you

    ok so…

     

  6. shiporsink:

    lilkittygrl:

    you-can-call-me-carl:

    How come a girl can wear guys clothes and look cute or wear a suit and look hot, but when a guy wears a dress or a skirt it’s weird?

    because our society thinks it’s degrading to be feminine

    image

    (via lucyheartfeelsia)

     
  7. k-lionheart:

    tittily:

    cant get authentic italian cuisine like this anymore

    i don’t even know where to start with this post

    (Source: les-memorables, via therboughton)

     
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  10. meladoodle:

    so APPARENTLY the turn it off and on again method doesnt work for life support machines

    (Source: meladoodle, via sanyboo)

     

  11. jack-is-jack-from-all-time-low:

    When you’re finally off your period

    image

    P

    (via lucyheartfeelsia)

    Tagged #perf
     

  12. deadrevolutionaries:

    • Periods aren’t a big deal for some people
    • Periods are extremely disabling for some people
    • Pain is subjective and it’s different for everyone
    • Stop arguing about this

    (Source: emotionalhemophilia, via thetomboywithheadphones)

     

  13. Dream show

    postmodernismruinedme:

    shitgordonramsaysays:

    middle1:

    Chef Ramsay tracks down every idiot who’s ever made a woman-belong-in- the-kitchen “joke” and forces them to explain why it’s funny while he’s shouting at them

    I have a deep need for this.

    The thing is, he would probably do this.

    (via thetomboywithheadphones)

     
  14. theghostoflove:

    9/77 Funny/Epic HP Moments

    ↳ Lee Jordan’s commentary

    WHAM! A roar of rage echoed from the Gryffindors below — Marcus Flint had blocked Harry on purpose and Harry’s broom span off course, Harry holding on for dear life. […]

    Lee Jordan was finding it difficult not to take sides.

    (via youreallythinkitwillbethateasy)

     

  15. elanchana:

    asd123123sadzkmxkclekrmds:

    dog goes woof
    cat goes meow
    i wipe my brow and i sweat my rust
    cow goes moo
    the chemicals

    THIS IS MESSING WITH MY BRAIN

    (via yer-a-blizzard-harreh)